talk to you. Why? Because you're fabulous, girl, that's why! And as
nice as it can be to meet and engage in conversation with an
interesting man, these days you have to go through your share of hot
messes to meet said interesting fellow. I guess that's what makes
dating interesting? (NOT.) But if you encounter these kinds of guys in
your everyday movements, no matter how long it has been since you've
been wooed by a man (aka, you're at a desperate point), do NOT,
entertain them. Just run, preferably in the opposite direction. –
The Smoocher
Ever been walking down the street minding your business, and heard the
sounds of a man's chapped lips coming together to get your attention?
If you have, you probably know how annoying and degrading that sound
of a man sucking in air is in your ear. If a man can't open his mouth
and use syllables and words, he's definitely not serious, nor worth
stopping for. Keep those feet shuffling and play as crazy as possible.
The Guy Who Wants to Be Your "Friend" So Bad
It's one thing to pursue a person not knowing up front what their
relationship status is, but once you know, any person should be mature
enough to know when to step off if that individual has got a
significant other. Even if they're lying about it to be left alone.
There's nothing worse than telling a guy you have a boyfriend, hoping
his pursuit of you will stop, only to have him bog you down with lines
about how you should take his number so you can call him about, and I
quote: "Things you can't talk to your man about." What? That
thirsty-ness to get in a woman's life by any means necessary is not a
good look. Tell him thanks, but no thanks.
The Scratcher
This is just common sense, but you should run in the opposite
direction from ANYONE who scratches themselves too much, especially a
guy. Scratching your head a lot or your arms is one thing, but we all
know what area they're looking to find relief in, and that's not Hot
to see. Not only is a man scratching himself down there in public
unsanitary, it implies many things: he's dirty, he's got an STD, or he
just really has no home training. Just as a man wouldn't want to see a
woman relieve her lower regions in public and then try to be all up on
him, we're not trying to have the same happen to us.
The Non-Helpful Mug
A non-chivalrous guy is not attractive. I've said this before, and
I'll say it again. But a guy that wouldn't even hold the door open for
you doesn't get the right to wait for you to struggle through the same
door and then try to "holla" at you. If a guy can't show common
courtesy, or as I've heard, he doesn't feel you "deserved" to have the
door opened or held for you, he doesn't deserve the time of day
either.
The Late Night Body Snatcher
You know the one. You'll be walking down the street on your way back
to your apartment, only to have a guy come out of the wall (not
literally) on some The Wiz type stuff trying to talk to you. Never
mind the fact that he really can't see you what you look like. So if
he's asking for your number after two seconds of talking to you–which,
may I add, consisted of "How you doing?" and "I want to get to know
you better"–chances are, if you were to give it, you'd only hear from
him real late at night (booty call characteristics) and you will
probably hear from him within minutes of your first meeting. Run.
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